You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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