Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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