Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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