you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Of course I have a pirate flag
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
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