i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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