did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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