It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Randomize
