hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I was fingering her and they busted into my room demanding to know who the best running back was, before I could say anything she moaned and said "Barry Sanders"
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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