What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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