so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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