Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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