why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I was the only one at the party that didn't get their name taken by the police. I'm convinced that I'm the main character of Ferris Bueller's Drunken Adventures.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
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