I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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