I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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