Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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