I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
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