My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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