I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
