She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
You pole danced in your parka.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
