Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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