So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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