I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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