I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
