rhymes with "ouble enetration"
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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