He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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