Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
Randomize
