Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
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