I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Why are my jeans soaking wet and smell like chlorine??
Bc u told a stranger in the hotel "I have sinned' and made him get into the hotel fountain and "baptize u". I've got a vid
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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