she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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