He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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