Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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