I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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