The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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