Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
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