where does the pee come out of this thing
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
Randomize
