it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Someone signed my nipple.
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