if we break up, who will get the dealer?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
i need some magic done to my vagina
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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