You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
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