508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
She bit a glass in half.
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Watching boy meets world, drinking left over pink panty droppers and coloring in a my little pony coloring book. This is my Monday night
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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