STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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