That's intense
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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