I hate your face
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
false alarm. still invincible.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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