Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
handjob tips. give me some.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
