Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
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