she woke up with a sticky ear
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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