my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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