..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
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