Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I want to make a zoo with you.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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