Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
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