it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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